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Monday, August 21, 2006

I think I’m in love with someone whom I can’t mention here. But what I can tell you are some ways we can say “I Love You” to our special someone… the cheesy way!

  1. “If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.”
  2. “Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.”
  3. “I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.”
  4. “I am rubber, you are glue, and any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.”
  5. “The other day I saw this little girl drops her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m the same way when you don’t call when you say you will.”
  6. “I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn’t run screaming. So there.”
  7. “Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.”
  8. “Umm… like… you and me? Yeah. You and me.”
  9. “You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.”
  10. “You are the hole in my donut.”
  11. “I am the pork, you are the beans.”
  12. “You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.”
  13. “You are my personal parachute.”
  14. “If you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket.”
  15. “I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.”
  16. “If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I’d lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.”
  17. “I don’t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.”
  18. “I’ll still want to have sex with you even when you’re old, fat, and ugly.”
  19. “You had me at ‘Stop following me’.”
  20. “Your farts smell like vanilla.”
  21. “We’re a two person chain gang.”
  22. “I am valedictorian of the University of You.”
  23. “If you needed a kidney transplant, I’d also throw in a bonus lung.”
  24. “The wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.”
  25. “You are to me what Oprah is to mediocre self-help gurus.”
  26. “While you’re in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my neck.”
  27. You suck! So good.”
  28. “If you were frozen in Carbonite and taken by bounty hunters, I’d gladly disguise myself, infiltrate a fortress of intergalactic gangsters, threaten them with a thermal detonator, and defrost you myself.”
  29. “When I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? That’s like you.”
  30. “We are totally codependent and I don’t want it any other way.”
  31. “This is the “happily ever after” part of the damn fairy tale, dig?”
  32. “If you were a handful of genital crabs, I’d never change my underwear.”
  33. “I’m not saying we shouldn’t see other people. I’m just saying I’ll chase whoever you see out of town with a nail-studded baseball bat.”
  34. “I am your blank check. Don’t bounce me.”
  35. “Shut your piehole! Okay -- now kiss me with that beautiful piehole.” (piehole is a slang for mouth)
  36. “If you were in a horrible accident and they put your head in a saline solution-filled fish tank, I’d feed you, change your water, and carry you on my back everyday until they built you a kick-ass robot body.”
  37. “If given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan and raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then I’d be the first to stand in line to buy diapers.”
  38. “You’re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let’s forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.”
  39. “If I was smart, I’d follow you around like a puppy and never, ever crap in the corner.”
  40. “Not only would I carry you out of the factory and drive away you away on my sweet chopper… I’d also buy you a beer and a basket of fries.”
  41. I wrote you a poem: “You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you’re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don’t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.”
  42. “I’m a grown up and just face the facts that you’re my security blanket.”
  43. “You don’t know it, but right here, right now, is the point in the musical montage part of the movie. Let’s split a pretzel and go for a walk on the footbridge.”
  44. “Not only would I die for you, I’d bitch slap Satan a good one, too.”
  45. “Look: you’re the only one allowed in my bunker. So go get some batteries while I’ll clean my shotgun.”
  46. “I’m a junky for your instant messages.”
  47. “I had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt too good. Isn’t that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.”
  48. “You’re my best and only naked friend.”
  49. “If you we’re a cigarette, I’d smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.”
  50. “Let’s set aside cool, ironic detachment for just a moment, shall we? I love you. Wow… wasn’t that just like lame movie Reality Bites? You’ve never seen it? It’s awesome… in a totally stupid way.”

So there you have it. Hehe.

Anyways, I’d like to update you people with “What’s Hot” in my life extraordinaire. First, I’d like to thank those people at the comments page for sparing a few minutes off their internet hours and leaving me an advice on how to handle things. THANKS!

August 10, Thursday

We won the third place award out of 14 contestants. But we we’re expecting to be like the 1st or the 2nd… but hey! It aint that bad.

August 16, Wednesday

We went to our “source” to pick up the org t-shirts that we had “customized.” We also ate at a Chinese restaurant and found out that Rens haven’t been at the Mall of Asia. Hehe. After doing so, we went back to school and I attended some practices that I need to supervise.

August 17, Thursday

I went to school a little early (9:00am Yep, maaga na yan para sakin) to start the tshirt distribution which last till 2:00 pm. At this time, we went to the other campus to watch the Chorale festival in which FORCES (Federation of Organized Councils of Engineering Students) is a participant.

August 18, Friday

Because of the confidence I gained and the realization of how important trust/faith is… We won the 1st place award at the feats of St. Ezekiel folk dance competition. At first I was a little hesitant on what my ETC coordinator’s been doing but I trusted her and her team. If I could only record our winning moment, it would be like the most precious one. Imagine a large number of engineering students jumping out of joy for thrashing the computer studies department! Haha! Humanda sila sa cheering competition!

Friday afternoon was a blissful as it was the morning. I went back to the gym and watched a volleyball game. After that, we went at RNV (a sports center), to play badminton. Energirific, that day was! Imagine doing all these in a day. From a few kilometer walk then hard shouting under the scorching sun then an afternoon of badminton… wow… energy!

August 19, Saturday

My back started to ache as well as my shoulders and legs. I went to the mall to buy printer ink. Lovenat is starting to build-up on my system. By 7:00 pm, it was a full blown cold. *sob*

August 20, Sunday

My classmates/groupmates went to my place to work on our project. And up to now, Chapter II, still haven’t shown any sign(s) of improvement. Hehe.

August 21, Monday

Today… I am supposed to study SAD and ENECO for my exams tomorrow. But I am still having a nice time chatting with katamaran. Plus, I need to post something worth reading at my blog. So yeah… here it is. The worth reading post. Or so, that’s what I think.


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