Rob & The Blogosphere

Woot
Natutuwa lang ako dahil ang dami nang nagwo-woot ngayon sa blogging community.

Unti-unti naring nag evolve and pag woo-woot ngayon, dahil kung dati ay simpleng sa aking CBOX, ngayon marami naring CBOX ang naglagay ng woot! Syempre nanjan narin ang aking latest addition na ngork ngork!

Mula sa woot ay naging wooooooooot! At naging wootness! At ngaing woot-woot! Ahehehehe! Nakakatuwa lang dahil the blogging community is all wooting na! Pati sa YM!

Yun lang ang masasabi ko.

Nais ko nga palang batiin sina: Marco, Neil, Bea, Paolo, Jett at Lojika!
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On a Boring Day

So, I haven’t posted any thing “readable” for the past few days, and now is my chance.

Last Monday and Tuesday, as we all now, are the days when all the prayers of at least 20 Million Filipino students got answered. No Classes. I was one of them. And the drawback of it was that I can’t go out of the house or do the things I need to.

But as they say, luck comes our way.

And mine’s a j-dorama -- Goodluck!!

Here’s some screen shot from their “first flight” a.k.a. “pilot episode.” Both works, since Goodluck!! Is about a co-pilot named Shinkai Hajime (played by SMAP’s Kimura Takuya ) who is struggling to be good pilot. Along the way he meets an airplane engineer (or whatever) named Ogawa Ayumi (played by Shibasaki Kou) who I think will be his love interest. Hehe. (If ever you don’t see any pics… its probably because I failed to upload them)

Creamy, Hot and Luscious

For the Nth time of my blogging career (wow may career!), I am postless again. POstless in the sanse that I don’t have anything interesting to blog about, something that is worth typing, and something that could make others realize something (ang daming something nun ha).

Ah alam ko na… (ayan nagtagalog na ako) I’ll make kwento nalang with all my gawa this past few araws. Last Monday, I just went online the buong araw, kashe naman, this stupid bagyo! I was about to make ashikasho pah namen with my org chenez and choochoo… Shitness with my presidency! I have to make all my offishers, be responsible!

So I make chat lang with all my blog friends… kasho I still got bored kasi naman when I make conference with them they don’t talk about interesting stuff eh… kainess veneracioness! And all I got to say tuloy was “wahihihihi” “ahihihi” “lolz” “hmp!” and “amp!” seeeee watusi?! My Monday was that bad! As in! I thought I was being punished… for the boredom… hmp hmp hmp! Pero later that day I watched Goodluck!! Yeah… the !! are part of the title. Stupid Japanese!

Noong Tuesday naman, was a bit better… although shempwe, bored pawen akoh. Pero duh deh dih doh doo! Talagang walang ma make anything in this country… all because paren of Glenda. Glenda Glenda Glenda… I remembered tuloy one of the text message my sister had tanggap. It was soooooo nakakatawa! Sa sobrang nakakatawa, just typing it here would kill me!

Pero syempre, I also became awa with all the kualalumpoor manilenyos and manilenyas whos is 6 feet under the water! *giggles* you know naman the Camanava area of floodness and shits. So there… I can’t think of any kwento na kasi, am kinda not sana’y in this kind of talking eh…

Am just a suburban guy… in a suburban world… Hehehe!

OMG!!! READ ME! Sinapian ako nang dalawang espiritu! Espirito ni cofibean at espiritu ni… cofibean in gurlaloo mode?! Hahaha!

OMG! Pinapasaya ko lang kayo… Nga pala… yung title wala lang yan… hehe…

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Back from Outer Space
I thought I wouldn’t survive this week without breaking down. But I did survive.

Lucky, you may call me but my luck doesn’t extend to that point. I guess it would be my lenient alter-ego who went into a 3 day vacation, which’s all to blame. I gave a few hours of my “self” to “development” – development of my academic life, development of my self and to test if I would be missing a few things (i.e. blogging), if I would set it aside for at least 5 days.

…and yeah, I did miss typing at my WYSIWYG editor. I did miss commenting back on your comments. I did miss those late night chats. I did miss those tags at my cbox. I did miss reading my favorite blogs. I did miss… something… someone… somehow…

On the other hand, I would like to share these…

Tips for a Brighter Day

• Surprise old friends by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".


• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


• Honk and wave to strangers.


• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


• Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"


• Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


• Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.


• Ask people what gender they are.


• Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."


• Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.


• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.


• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".


• Never make eye contact.


• Never break eye contact.


• Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.


• Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."


• Sing the old Batman theme incessantly.


• Tell small children that they don't look very promising.


• Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.


• Name your dog "Dog".

TAG
Mekaniks:1. magsusulat ako ng isang maigsing kwento at may itatag na mga tao.2. itutuloy nila ang kwento sa kanilang blog nang hindi sinusulat ang naunang kwento.3. mag-tag ng iba pang bloggers para madugtungan ang kwento.4. sa mga na-tag, dudugtungan ang kwento base lamang sa sinulat ng nag-tag sa kanila.5. bawal hanapin at basahin ang mga naunang kwento.

Kwarto
ni Rob Ruiz

Nagising ako sa matinding sikat ng araw na tumatama sa aking mga mata. Nararamdaman ko parin hanggang ngayon ang epekto ng alak ng nakaraang gabi. Nakahiga ako dito sa kama at nakatitig sa kisame, na animo’y nagbabadyang mahulog sa buo kong katauhan.

Pilit kong ibinangon ang dalawampu’t isang taong gulang kong katawan mula sa aking kama. Tanghali na pala at naririnig ko na ang ingay ng Maynila. Isang “irony” ito para sakin, dahil ayoko sa maingay, pero ang kinuha kong boarding house ay yung tabing kalsada.

Naalala ko tuloy si Roy, isa kong ka blockmate na dito rin nagboboard. Nag-uwi sya ng babae… isang babaeng tatlong araw nya palang kakilala. At yung gagang babae naman ay sumama. Kaya ayun, buntis si babae.

Nag init ako ng tubig para makainom ng kape… Tama… kape sa tanghaling pagkainit init. Mawala man lang ang sakit ng ulo ko. Para kasing mga babae ang beer… may part sa kanila na nakakaadik.

Nakilala ko sa isang birthday party ng isa kong katropa si *****. Taga-Makati sya… mabait… malambing… maganda… Labing siyam na taong gulang ako noon, labing walo naman siya. Naging malapit kaming magkabigan hanggang sa huli ay naging magkasintahan kami. Tumagal lamang ng isang taon humigit ang aming pagsasama. Nahuli ko kasi siyang kasama si Roy! At ngayon… buntis na sya… sino ang ama? Si Roy!

At ngayon… matapos kong lagukin ang ilang bote ng beer kagabi… bumabalik nanaman ang mga ala-ala.

Iniwan nya na ko…



Nais kong linawin na ang inyong nabasa ay kathang isip lamang. At ang aking TAG victim ay si Marose, na katatapos lamang mag celebrate ng kanyang kaarawan!


Happy reading to Alikoy, Jong, MikMik, Danlen, Kisses and Jigs!


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Busy lang siguro ako buong week kaya hindi kita nasikaso. Pero wag ka naman sanang magtampo at sisping hindi na kita inaasikaso. Nasa isip parin kita kahit sa pag-tulog ko, at pa minsa’y ikikukwento pa kita sa aking mga kaibigan.

Alam mo naman na prelims naming nitong week na ‘to, at nag kukunwari pa akong nagaaral na mabuti kahit na ang katotohana’y hindi naman talaga.

Heto nga’t kagagaling ko lang sa pag hahapi-hapi, bilang pabuya ko sa aking sarili sa isang lingong pag susunog ng kilay na nanoood lang naman talaga ako ng Eon Flux.

Ang dami ko sanag sasabihin kaso nanlalabo ang paningin ko, at inaantok. Haaaayyyyzzzz dapat talaga hindi ko nalang ipublish to… walang kwenta tong entry na to.

PM nyo ko, kwnetuhan ko kayo. As in tkaganag inaantok na ako…. At pinipilit ko nalang na makapag type…

Habang tintaypt k to, ay kinukulit ako ni gari sa mga bagay na hinid naman tototoo.. hahaha! Natatawa naman ako sa janya…. Ahehehe… si gari talaga mapagbiro… hahahaha!

Shet in ferns… ang tagal ko nang hindi naramdaman ang naaararamdaman pag katapos ng isang inuman session..;. ahihihi… isang mgandang pabuy7a talaga sa sarili ang magi nom lalo na pagtapos ng exam na wala nanamg kinalaman kapag nakapag tapos na ko.

Wahihihi. La lang… natatawa lang talaga ako. ( ( ( ( (

Hay shet,. Pakiss na nga lang! muah!
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Tag-hirap
Daily allowances and daily expenses. These are the two of my major concerns now a day. I don’t belong to a rich family that has a luxurious living. I’m just a sub-urban guy living behind the shadow one-minute arrears. Due to disproportionate outcome of my allowance, I came to a conclusion that I should get a sideline. To make the long story short, yeah, I am now self employed, but I have a feeling that this wouldn’t last that long since am busy with my DESPRO, SOFENG and Robotics… which is, the main reason why am spending these amountssss.

Tag-yaman
I remembered one of my classmate and friend, saying, that to be considered successful in terms of money earnings and budgeting, at the age of 30 you should have earned your first 1,000,000.
And that made me thinking, if I could get a good paying job at the age of 22 or 23, then I would have 8 or 7 years left to climb the mountain.

If I would earn 22,000 a month, minus the monthly expenses of a bachelor, approximately 10,000 then every month I could save 12,000.

In a year I could earn 144,000 and in 7 years, that amount would be 1,008,000 or 1,152,000 in 8 years. So yeah, I could be a millionaire in 8 years time but still, not considerably rich.

Talking about the rich let me introduce to you a man, known as Bill.

William H. Gates was born on Oct. 28, 1955. He was raised in Seattle, Washington where his father, William H. Gates II practices as an attorney. His mother, Mary Gates was a former school teacher. Bill Gates demonstrated an interest in computers and software at an early age. He entered Harvard University in 1973 where he first met Steve Balmer, the current CEO of Microsoft. In 1975, he began Microsoft with his childhood buddy Paul Allen. Bill Gates decided to leave Harvard in order to focus more attention on Microsoft. The rest as they say is history.

Today he is worth a staggering $52.8 billion. To put this in perspective, consider what can be done with that amount of money.

• He could pay the salary of President George W. Bush (US$400,000) for 132,000 years.


• You could win Survivor 52,000 times and still not match up to his fortune.


• He could make 1,399,200 contestants of Kapamilya Deal or No Deal a 2,000,000 peso winner.


• He could give every 82,000,000 Filipinos 34,126 pesos.


• His wealth exceeds the annual budget of Russia.

Happy viewing (reading) to: Gari, Kevin, Rex, Hannah, Jae and Melai.
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Rainy days just makes me feel sooo not right. And by saying "not right," I actually mean "good." But its still not right. *chuckles*

Pictures really speaks a thousand words! Even though I'm speechless as of the moment.

Happy viewing (reading) nga pala kay Justine, Rens, Ron at Jhed! Special thanks to this shop, for making this post possible.
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I somehow felt weird today.

False Alarm
I went to school ng maaga to check out what’s happening sa bulletin board na pinapagawa ko sa mga 3rd yrs. Hindi ko nagustuhan ang kinalabasan. That’s not what I had in mind when I gave my design.

Anyways, I went up to the library para mag-aral sa I/O, may exam kasi kami dito mamayang 1:00 pm. Nung papasok ako may tumwag sakin, yun palang co-officer ko last year na graduate na. So I asked her kung anong elemento ng kalikasan ang tumawag sa kanya at napabalik ang kanyang kaluluwa sa San Sebastian. May kukunin daw sya… Mga labada. Joke!

So nung pagpasok ko, tinignan ko agad yung spot na paborito ko kung saan matindi ang aircon.
Sinimulan kong basahin ang mga lecture ko… Napansin kong Martian pala ang mga nakasulat doon. Dahil wala akong maintindihan at  medyo walang pumapasok sa aking paguutak. I had my nicotine intake naman… Maybe because I wasn’t in the mood of studying lang talaga.

So, nagpasya akong lumabas nalang ulit, at puntahan ang aking mga mabubuting kaklase. Ayos, nakita ko agad si Ben. At ito ang kanyang pag-bati.

Kaibigang Ben: “Rob! May assignment ka na sa Microprocessor?”
Rob: “Ha?”
Kaibigang Ben: “Yung 48-pins ng [insert Martian language here]
Rob: “Ha?”
Kaibigang Ben: “[insert more Martian language here]”
Rob: “Walang nagsabi sakin… Hindi ako pumasok last Friday, tinamad kasi ako… may assignment pala dun… Teka, nag-aral ka na sa I/O?”
Kaibigang Ben: “Ha?”
Rob: “Anong Ha??! May exam kaya tayo mamaya…”
Kaibigang Ben: “Sa Wednesday pa kaya!”
Rob: “Ha?!”

Mr. Chips
We ate a pack of Mr. Chips kaninang around 3:00 pm, katatapos lang ng klase namin sa Architecture at nag meemeeting kami sa Café Urbe para sa isang event ng mga computer engineers.

Ang tagal ko nang hindi nakakatikim ng Mr. Chips at na miss ko na ang lasa nito. Ang ligasgas ng bawat butil ng kanyang laman. Ang pagka dilaw ng kanyang chips at ang nakaka adik na aroma. Ang Mr. Chips ay karapat dapat bigyan ng isang parangal! Best in MSG content!

Nung naubos na ang Mr. Chips, gusto ko pang bumili kaso ayoko (Medyo magulo). Ayoko kasing mabaryahan ang pera ko… o kapag ang pinambayad ko naman doon ay yung small bills, mawawalan naman ako ng small bill na pambayad ko sa Bus. Pupunta kasi ako sa isang mall na kung tawagin ay SM Bacoor para bumili ng ink ng printer.

Si ano at ang kanyang lav layf
Kung nababasa mo ito, marahil iisipin mong ikaw ang aking tinutukoy. Pero sa totoo lang… Ikaw nga! Ahihihi…

Mahirap nga yang sitwasyon mo/nyo. Lalo na ngayo’t isa sa mga factor ang self growth.

Naalala ko tuloy yung sinabi samin nung Sociology prof naming… Na kapag nasa stage palang kayo ng boyfriend/girlfriend ay selfish pa kayo. Yung tipong “You and Me against the world.” Walang makakapigil, walang makakapaghiwalay.

Hindi ko naman sinasabing wala nang katuturan ang inyong pag-iibigan ang nais ko lamng iparating ay ang malawak na pag-iisip. Minsan kailanagang may maiwan/mawala para lamang may matutunan. Minsan kailanagang masaktan para lamang wag maging mapurol.

Hindi mo pa nasusukat ang kakayahan mo… Malay mo kayanin mo… Malay mo hindi nya kayanin at bumalik din agad! Time will tell.

And speaking of time… its time for me to sleep na! Naku naman! May report pa ako bukas, exam at ang nakakatamad na lab (Laboratory!!!).
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Yung Please ko na post ay nagbunga ng maraming katanungan mula sa inyo, aking mga kaibigang Blogger. Pero ikanalulungkot ko pero hindi ko maaring i-reveal kung sino sya. Since OK na naman kami, at hindi na ako naiinis sa kanya. Marahil dahil nailabas ko na ang aking nararamdaman at dahil nag sorry na sya sakin dati pa man.

Mga Rebelasyon
Narealize ko na ibang lebel nap ala ang aking pag-bloblog. Bakit kamo? Dahil, hindi na sa blog nagtatapos ang mga comments, pagbabasa at mga palitan ng kuro-kuro. Umaabot narin ‘to sa mundo ng instant messanging.

At habang kausap ko kayo, ay naglagay ako ng mental note para i-reveal ang mga sikretong sinabi nyo sa’kin. Pero syempre sa puntong ito, ako ay nagbibiro lamang.

Sa totoo lang, may mga sinabihan din ako ng “kapiraso” kong buhay. Nandyan na si Rens at Ron kung saan anything under the sun ang topic ng aming usapan. Minsan seryoso, pero kalimitan kalokohan at kulitan.

Maraming bagay narin akong naikwento kung kani-kanino, mga tungkol sa school, sa pagiging presidente ko ng engineering org., sa mga pag-eemote ko, pero hindi ako nagkwenkwento ng love life dito. Siguro pahapyaw lang. Gusto ko kasi isang malaking misteryo ang aking love life, para saan pa ang About Me: My identity is immaterial kung parang isang open book ang buhay ko?

Pero ano ba ang mga rebelasyon na natutunan ko? May mga rebelasyon tungkol sa kanilang pamilya. Meron ding tungkol sa mga namumuong pag-ibig. May mga rebelasyon ding pasaway tulad ng pa amin na sila ay malibog na nilalang. May mga rebelasyon din na patungkol sa iba pang Blogger. At ang hit na hit ngayon ay ang rebelasyon tungkol sa mga sexual preferences.

Ibang lebel na talaga ang pag-bloblog ko. At natutuwa naman ako dahil nagkaroon ako ng mga bagong kaibigan kahit na sa internet lamang.

Mga Rikwes
Kung bawat rikwes sakin ay may bayad na bente pesos, siguro makakapag-apply ako ng broadband internet. Iba iba ang rikwes nila. Nanjan ang mga rikwes para sa autograph signing, mall shows, at mga simpleng pa-picture. Haaayyy… ang hirap ng maraming fans.

Pero hindi lang naman yun ang mga rikwes, may mga nagpa plug din. Iboto ko daw sila sa isang pakulo na matatagpuan………… dito. Nominado din ako, pero pinatanggal ko ang aking pangalan sa listahan… Matapos ang isang linggo, napagtanto ko na hindi kop ala gusto sumali doon.

Kaya eto… Sina Aaron, Rens at Ron nalang ang iboto nyo. (Aaron, yung banner ko ha!)

Mga Pahabol
Kung may mga sikreto na sa tingin mo ay nadampian ng post na ito. Wag po kayong mag atubili na mag palada ng load este ng mensahe sa pamamagitan ng pag-ngiti. Pero ipinapangako ko at itinataga sa sa ulo ng katabi mo… Ang sikreto mo ay mananatiling sikreto. (Maliban nalang kung ipagsasabi mo… hehehe). Tulad nga ng isang kanta… “Your secrets are safe with me…”

At sa mga nabulungan ko ng kapirasong kalansay, sana’y manatili ito sa inyong mga tukador o kung medyo susyal kayo, sa inyong mga Orocan Closets with Gold Platted Locks (hehe). Maraming Salamat Po! Mabuhay Po kayo!
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While I type this, the following songs had played on shuffle: Faint (Linkin Park), All the This She Said (t.A.t.U), Me and My Girlfriend (Jay Z), Best in Me (Blue), For You I will (Monica), Beauty and Madness (MYMP), Change your Mind (All American Rejects), Hands Clean (Alanis Morisette), Beautiful (Jennifer Page), Senorita (Justin Timberlake), Leaving You (Session Road), 1, 2 step (Ciara ft. Missy Elliot), Intuition (Jewel), Listen (Stonefree)

Currently Eating: Chili Skinless Peanuts

Current Mood: 70% Happy; 30% Sad

Life Satisfaction Rating: 85%


X School Talk

In a dark hallway of Ezekiel Moreno building lays a dreaded classroom that has windows on its two walls. EM3A is my destination every 1:00 pm for my Robotics class. And today is the submission of our Gantt Charts which we conveniently just filled up a few minutes before 1:00 PM.

Luckily (pun), our sweet and kind hearted professor did not accept it. No problem with that! Our Voice-activate Sonar Robot needs a lot of time and attention, and what we’ve done to him is not fair. We should have devoted more time doing our Gantt chart. VaSoR deserves better than that.

Drama is also part of this term. During my professor’s discussion with the other group’s DESPRO, one of their members cried. Why? Because after 3 or 4 proposals that they passed, they haven’t heard any good feedback from our professor or from us.

I don’t want to sound immodest, but to tell the truth, I think my group’s DESPRO is so far the best.

Technical name: Self-service Digital Photo Printing Hub
Commercial Name: Photo House Deluxe

Technical name: Mobile-Monitored Vending Machine
Commercial name: [undecided]

We are choosing between the two projects. But the first one is so far, the most favored. I like the idea. My members like the idea. My professor like the idea. And we just love it! We are soo excited to prototype it! And try printing photos via Bluetooth, IR, Memory card, CD and floppy which only cost not more than 20 pesos!


X Love Talk

"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."

I have nothing else in mind right now that has something to do with love, well actually there is… but lets just leave it there. Some things are better left unsaid.

X PS Talk

So it took me all those songs before I finish summoning all my thoughts and words and everything before I came to this part… The till-the-next-time part.

So… I guess… Till the next time! See you again! Only here on Erase and Rewind! Open 24/7!

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My friend was going home to manila and was traversing a stretch of road na madilim, then it happened, tumirik  bigla yung kotse for no apparent  reason. checked the gas gauge,  half filled naman, no other engine malfunction sa gauges. basta the car  just "died" on him.
  

Nearby was this acacia tree so he decided na  mag jingle muna, then he heard a, "psssttt, halika dito".  there he saw  this very old man. medyo natakot and nagulat siya, kasi nanlilisik yung mga  mata, mahaba ang buhok, mukhang ermitanyo.
  

Tinawag siya and he saw the  old man was carrying a book. at first hesitant, pero there was this  force urging him to come over.


When he came over, the old m an handed  him the book, para lang siyang pocket book, but colored black. the old man  then told him that he has to pay for it, 700 pesos daw. thinking that he  still needs money to have his car fixed, siyempre ayaw niyang tanggapin  yung book. Pero nanlisik lalo yung mata nung matanda at pinipilit  siyang bayaran yung book. dahil satakot,binayaran din niya yung libro.  after paying for it, sabi sa kanya na huwag na huwag niyang titignan yung  last page ng libro, or he will regret it.
  

He wanted to ask for  directions, but the old man started walking towards the darker part of the fields, and biglang nawala. luckily may bus na dumaan and he asked to be  brought down sa bayan. there he looked for a place to spend the night,  para balikan yung car niya the next day.


In his room, he couldn't sleep,  and remembered the book he bou ght for 700 pesos, kaya kinuha niya ito and  read it. it was about the supernatural and engkantos. he has read chapter na rin and was feeling! sleepy, so tinabi niya sa side table.  then he remembered yung sinabi nung matanda about the last page. he  was undecided at the same time natatakot dun sa warning nung matanda about  opening to the last page. so he gathered enough courage to open it to the  last page, opened his eyes and got the shock of his life
  

Ang  nakasulat...







































  
  
  
















  
National Bookstore P47.75

Nadaya sya…

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Naiinis lang ako kaya ko nasabi yun. Dapat talaga hindi ko na sinabi sayo habang may inis pa ako…

Please, kung nasaktan kita sa mga sinabi ko… diba sabi ko naman mawawala din yun? Wag mo naman totohanin yung sinabi mo bago ka mag-out.

Makokosensya ako nyan ng sobra.
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Before I opened MS Word (I use Blogger for Word), I have a lot of things in mind to tell. But since it is already 11:43 PM and I haven’t had enough sleep since Saturday, I guess my 32-bit memory would just rumble with gobbledygook words.

Hit and Miss 1:

“July is the month for changing your templates” says a renowned Feng-Shui expert. “If you wanted an increase in traffic in your site and wanted the visitors to come back, then now is the right month to change your template.” Jus Ku-Pho is an 82 years old man from Shanghai Roll, China who pioneers the Feng-Shui in the internet.

Jus Ku-Pho alos owned some famous websites that he meticulously Feng-Shui-ed before launching. “I pour a glass of water in my computer screen while the website is on, if the monitor flashes then it means “Go” other wise it would still means “Go.”

Hit and Miss 2:

Emo is a slang term for Emote. And when you type `emo` in any word processing application it would mark as misspelled. The suggestions are memo, ego, demo, emote and ammo. And while reading this, you’ll probably think that you’re in the weirdest part of the internet. But I am telling you… you’re not! Coz the weirdest part of the internet is this: Crying While Eating.

Which leads me to…

Hit and Miss 3:

Crying while laughing… which is more acceptable? You know tears of joy. But this topic is so lame; I wouldn’t even finish my sentence with a dot%

Hit and Miss 4:

I need to upgrade my 32-bit memory. I constantly get headaches now. Ahhh! 5th year! I need a 64-bit memory for my brain!

Hit and Miss 5:

“It’s been three years since I am knocking at your door, and can still knock some more.”



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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the title as the answer to each question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING.

How are you feeling today? Like I Love You (Justine Timberlake)

Will you get far in life? Overdrive (Barbie Almalbis) - whoah! talaaga lang ha!

How do your friends see you? I'll Never Dance Again (The Wynners) - naaayyy!

Will you get married? Anything For You (Nina) - wow ha! Ibibigay ang lahat... eh kasal lang naman... hehe..

What is your best friend's theme song? Touch (6 CM) - haha! hindi kami nag totouch nun ha!

What is the story of your life? Wonderful Tonight (Eric Claption)

What was high school like? Lonely No More (Rob Thomas) - haha! sobver!

How can you get ahead in life? The Way You Move (Outkast) - ha?!

What is the best thing about your friends? One Moment in Time (Whitney Houston) - is this a goodthing or a bad thing???

What is today going to be like? Say It (Voices of Theory) - tama! say it!

What is in store for this weekend? Under the Reggae Moon (Brownman Revival)

What song describes you? Hear Me (Kelly Clarkson) - OMG! this is so true!

To describe your grandparents? Losing Grip (Avril Lavigne) - yeah... they are really losing grip...

How is your life going? Jeggae (Brownman Revival) - haha! kaya pala ganito buhay ko!

What song will they play at your funeral? I Need You - wow! how touchy naman!

How does the world see you? All I Want is You Today

Will you have a happy life? Crazy for You (Sponge Cola) - well...

What do your friends really think of you? Kaleidoscope World (Parokya ni Edgar) - wow ha! astig!

Do people secretly lust for you? Every Little Bit hurts (Alicia Keys) - hehe

How can i make myself happy? Casablanca (Bertie Higgins) - ano ba naman to?!

What should you do with your life? Anino (Imago) - magtatago ako sa anino?

Will you ever have children? My Everything (98 degrees)

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