Sageng lang ang me posu!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Impakta
Yeah. Impakta talaga ang wisdom tooth lalo na kapag ito ay Impacted Molar. Kaya pala sumasakit ang left jaw ko, kasi nga binabangga na ng Impakta na Impacted Molar yung 2nd molar ko.
Sabi pa ng Impakta kong dentista ay I need to rest for about a week kapag tinanggal na Impaktang Impacted molar. I can’t afford to have absences pa naman ngayon kasi kakasimula ko palang sa work.
Impakta talaga.
Umulan ka! Pero ‘wag habang naglalakad ako!
Hula ko, kahit ikaw ay nagwiwish na, na
Buti nalang talaga dala ko yung jacket ko nun at kahit papano ay may naipang sukob ako. Pero kahit na… ngayon, masama na ang pakiramdam ko. Asar talaga.
Weee! Unti-unti na to! Jae! Dapat pala nakipag pustahan ako seyo. Hehe.
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PLDTmyDSL -- myASS!
Sunday, June 17, 2007
PLDT myDSL myASS! Grr! My mom's paying 1500++++++ a month for a broadband internet service. PLDT can't even provide the exact bandwidth we subscribed for!
17.10 phucking kbps.
WTF?! are we still in the dial-up world?! I know, there are some technical difficulties at times but technical diffulties my ass when all you got to say is to report blah! blah! blah!
Months ago, I read Yuga's post about myDSL and I thought maybe this wouldn't happen to me. And now what?! I get a bad connection every other day!
So people, if you are planning to subscribe at PLDT myDSL, think again or else, you will suffer the next 12 months of your life!
Labels: broadband, DSL, Internet, myDSL, PLDT, Rants, Technology
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Gee-ann
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Can someone kill gee-ann, the retarded bitch from BB2 for me?
Thanks in advance.
Labels: Big Bother, gee-ann, Personal, Pinoy Big Brother, Pop Culture, Rants, Short
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March and its underlying stupidity
Friday, March 02, 2007
I need a hero! durudoo duroo duroo doo doo...
OMG! I can't believe na its March already! Which also means I'll be saying goodbye to SSCR in a few weeks time! Which also means I'll be hunting for a job. Which also means I'll be part of the labor force. Which also means I'll be a good citizen. Wow! March sure is interesting!
Anyways, I've notice a lot of bloggers are migrating to either a new platform and a new URL or just a new blog. It also amazes me how much idea they have in think of a new address. I mean, Its dead-hard to think of a new url!
I think the trend today is to have the weirdest URL, meaning, the first time you hear it something weird will pop into your mind.
Nerd, dork, cheezy names, emo, self pitty, idioms -- these are the common genre in blog themes. What the hell is wrong with the blogging community?! Where is the originality... and the classic uniqeness that was so alive last year?
It saddens me, yeah, that this is happening. This is a direct assault to the humanity! Hahaha! kidding!
Anyways, I just need to vent out my two weeks of sleeplesness into words.
Tata!
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Getting On It
Thursday, February 01, 2007
For the past few months, I've been ranting about me and my busy schedule. This post however, is not different from the previous. I always have this eeky-little-feeling that I should blog things for me to get it of my head.
I've always been a "friend" with my busy schedules ever since my vice-presidency my organization last year, I'd always been on the call. Attending meetings, meeting other people for some legal/illegals/semi-legal stuff. But long before, it didn't bothered me. Not even close.
Time management I could say is one of my asset. I seldom find my self in a rush (although that seldom may be "often" for some) and usually have a lot of spare time doing other things like reading your blogs, or watching movies at PeekVid. I don't want to sound like an "i've been there done that person" but seriously, I really been there (I'm talking about time managerial ups and downs).
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The ever-loving call-center industry called me last Monday and did an impromptu interview with me. They got my number from one of my classmate. Anyways, Chad's the one who interviewed me.
Chad happens to be a blogger too but I forgot his URL soooo yeah. Anyways I passed his phone interview and asked me if I could take the exams on Saturday (Well actually i was the one who suggested the date) but holly-molly-mother-of-gonads, I Rob Mortel citizen of the Philippines forgot that I have an online exam on Saturday. Not only that, I'll be supervising the preparation of the Engineering Days! I hope that I'll get a position that has something to do with my degree and not something to do with answering calls 12 time-zones away. (eTelecare HRD... please reread the last sentence. kidding!)
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Mic test. mic test.
Calling all generous people of the blogosphere!!! My master who goes by the name of Rob is planning to make lipat-blog from Blogspot to Wordpress. He needs a decent host (cool sounding domain is a plus) who is willing to shed a few MEGAAAAAABYTEEESS (just so you know what I mean by few) to him -- for FREE! A chicklet will be placed on my blog to support your page. Depending on our negotiations, you can even make me your slave! lolx!
PS: Sorry if i can't leave a comment on your blog specially the Haloscan users, PLDT is just making sure that they suck at this business. All they're good at is telling people to ipconfig /relase and ipconfig /renew.
Labels: Career, Personal, Rants, Wordpress
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Nanay tatay gusto ko tinapay, gusto ko kape, gusto ko n73, gusto ko kotse. Lahat ng gusto ko ay susundin nyo. Syang magkamali ay papaluin ko.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Yay! Only a week to go before the big day(s). Grrr! And heaven knows how broke I am these days. So I am now paging Jesus, please send me a check or cash.
Honestly, I am confused of whom I am to give gift next week. Parang naalala ko kasi si Beverly. Haha! Pero at the same time parang si Ronald ang naalala ko din. Bahala na... kung sino walang matanggap na regalo, that means sya ang nabunot ko. LOLz.
Nag exam kami kanina, 3 subjects, sunod-sunod. As in wala talagang break-break. Patay kung patay! Yung isa ko ngang classmate, duguan kanina kasi sa sobrang hirap nung exam. Nagulat nalang kami sumisigaw sya... "aray! aray! ang kamay ko dumudugo! Tinamaan pala sya "policies, rules and procedures." Tapos yung sumunod kong exam, mas grabe... Nakaka-awa yung isa kong classmate. Habang nag eexam kasi sya bigla nalang syang nangisay... tapos nung tiningnan ko yung papel nya. Wala pala kasi syang sagot kaya nagka bokyanism syndrome pala sya. Tang-ina, ang hirap talaga nung exam namin. Nakakaawa naman kaming mga estudyante... dadarating ang araw maeextinct ang mga estudyante at wala nang tuturuan ang mga teacher. Kaya ang gagawin nila, gagawa sila ng robotic student na makikinig sa mga turo ng teacher.
Tapos nun may exam nanaman kami. Pero sisiw lang yun. 15 mins lang namin sinagutan. Kinaya-kaya lang namin yung mga tanong. Napaiyak nga yung prof namin dahil akala nya nag wawalk-out kami sa class nya, pero ang totoo ay ipinapasa lang namin ang mga answer sheets namin. Grabe talaga. Hagulgol sya. Lupasay. Pero kami dedma lang kasi nga sisiw lang yung exam nya.
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Kanina may pakulo nanaman yung mortal naming kalaban... yung JPCS. Ragnacake ragnake... ragnacake my face.
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Kanina masakit daw yung buong katawan ni Mizzy T. Eto yung sabi nya oh...
Ang sakit ng buong katawan ko. Suso ko, mata, ulo... pati yung vaginal entry. Feeling ko narape ako ng 50 na machong lalaki.- Mizzy T
At eto naman ang naging reply ni Ronron...
Pano mo naman nalaman ang feeling ng narape ng 50 na lalaki?- Ronron
Hehe. La lang. Amp! May nareceive akong sms. Ngayon-ngayon lang... Bukas daw ang exam namin sa DB. Pakingsyet. Like, I need to make aral na leiturr, so am gonna make pasha of my clashes tomorrow.
Kaazar Raheronimo.
Kainez Venerassyonn.
Labels: Funny, mixed, Personal, Rants, School's Cool, Teaser
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PVC Canons, Baste Manila and the bubble butts of the Cebuanos
Friday, December 08, 2006
It was in the year 2002 when the first PVC Canon appeared here in my hometown of Noveleta, Cavite. It wasn't popular back then, as far as i could remember, it was rarely seen on the streets and most of the users are kids.
Last year, the PVC canons were featured at ABS-CBN and GMA. Even at the television, the roaring sound of the 1 inch diameter by 1.5 feet long "mini canon" was very loud. Much more if it was the titanic 10 inch diameter by 6 feet long devil.
But really, I am not a fan of these "safe-non-hazardous-eco-friendly" pipes. They really make a loud sound and am not just talking about any other "loud" sound -- I mean LOUD SOUND!
I think I even developed a phobia out of it. Because everytime I see someone spraying denatured alcohol at his canon and started shaking it by holding its shaft, I start to cover my ears, I feel squeamish. It seems like the PVCs makes me insecure. Plus the fact that these PVC devils are devil enough to point the barrel at the buses passing by. I so hate them.
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Last Wednesday and Thursday, we attended a two day seminar from IECEP (Institute of Electronics Engineers of the Philippines), the talk was about 3G Technology, VOIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) Digital Television and other nose bleeding topics.
It was a little boring, but fun never left us. Oh sorry I forgot, WE are the FUN nga pala. Thank goodness. The day one was the busiest, because after "listening" from the speakers, at around 4pm, I went to San Sebastian College Manila, to attend the 3rd OAR Mission Congress and to watch "my kids" perform.
The people at SSC-R de Manila were nice (and cute). I was surprised to discover that they also have Twinbee at their cafeteria. The architecture is much more like the SSC-R de Cavite Canacao Campus but the aura is that of SSC-R Cavite College campus.
While there, we stayed at the PRO's office and chatted a little with the student assistant, whom i forgot to ask the name. In front of their office is their internet lab, which has "genius" mirror wall to keep the kids browsing porn. I envy them because they have the liberty to enter and exit the lab whenever they want to and they can use the PC however long they want. Unlike from Cavite campus' 1 hour limit per use. They can even use YouTube and Yahoo! Messenger. In Cavite, all these services we're banned.
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Among the invited Recoletos institution (aside from SSC-R Cavite) are USJ-R Cebu which I am telling you are all goodlooking people and the Recoletos seminary from Baguio.
I remembered Danica gigling over the male USJ-R performers as they dance an Igorot ritual wearing T-backs and a piece of cloth covering their front and behind.
Ang ganda ng pwet!-Danica
By 10 pm, we left Manila, even though the cultural presentations have not yet concluded.
Labels: Experience, Funny, mixed, Personal, Rants, School's Cool, Technology
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Philippine Idolness
Monday, November 13, 2006
Last Friday nagpunta kami sa Album tour ng Philippine Idol, ang Philippine Idol: The Final 12. First time kong makita sila lahat ng personal at ng malapitan. OK naman yung mga kanta nila, mga OPMs kaso nga lang medyo nakakatamad pakinggan kasi puro slow music. Wala man lang yung character ng bawat idol sa kinanta nila.
As usual, si Ken ang agaw atensyon dahil namingay pa sya ng mga larawan nya na may nakalagay on how to vote. Yung parang nangangandidato. Eeewness talaga! Kung lang binigyan nya ako nun, itataas ko yun at pupunitin ko sa harapan nya. Hahaha!
Buti nalang at tinira sya ni DJ Mo kanina sa Live Performance night nila. Sana nga si Mo nalang ang judge. Wag nang ibalik si Francis M! So Mo, goodluck sa elimination night ng mga idols. Hope you don't have to wear a dress! LOL! Haha! At talagang nagpahabol ka pa ng rampa ha!
The fun begins...
Labels: Funny, Plog, Pop Culture, Rants, TV
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YRW
Friday, November 10, 2006
Hihi. La lang, oh kamusta naman kayo?
Labels: Funny, mixed, Plog, Rants, Sooo High School
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I call this post... "Post"
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Now that's a brilliant idea!
I have Mandarin classes. Yeah. Freakin' Mandarin classes.
What in the world had the administrators, dean and department heads got into their heads to give us mandarin classes. We ain't gonna be engineers just to be part of Mano Po.
Speaking of Mano Po, how many Mano Pos do they plan to film? Like do they want Mano Po to be like Star wars?! I mean 1 to 2 sequels are fine but 5 mother effing sequels. That is waaaay over dose of Mano Pos. We'll end up all getting menopause. LOL.
Forgive me readers, I just had my daily dose caffeine.
Anyways, back to our Mandarin class. Our professor already thought us a few things like counting, signs and pronunciation. If I we're to compare him with my Nihonggo prof he is just a dumi at his finger tips. he didn't even told us his name.
Sheesh.
OK... to tell you the truth. I don't feel like posting today. hehe. so yeah. Let us just all Laugh our ass off!
Labels: Funny, Life's so PUN, mixed, Personal, Quikie, Rants
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Sukatin Mo Akoh
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Bilang isang engineering student nasanay ako na halos lahat ng bagay ay denumero. Kailangan lahat sakto. On-the-dot. Pero hindi ibig sabihin lahat ay sinusukat ko. Wala naman akong dalang ruler lagi.
9.8m/s2
Kinse anyos. Natatandaan nyo pa ba ang kontrobersyal na billboard sa EDSA? “Nakatikim ka nab a ng kinse anyos?” Tumutukoy ito sa alak nila na labing-limang taon ang tinagal sa wine cellar.
Naginit ang tumbong ng mga peminista
Pero tila lalong nag-init ang tumbong ng mga peminista, yung tipong sizzling plate na sila sa sobrang init. Bakit kamo? Dahil ito ang kinalabasan:
“Nakatikim ka na ba ng [butas]?”
Π = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
Mga peminista. Sabi ng professor ko sa Theology, sila daw yung mga girl power na wala sa lugar. Naiintindihan ko naman ang mga peminista. Pressured lang sila sa mga malling, shop-till-you-drop, at daddies nila.
34-24-36. Yan daw ang sukat ng sexy. Medyo binawasan na nga nila yan dahil dati 36-24-36 pa yan. Siguro kumokonti na ang mga babaeng pinagpala o pwede ring kapag ganito ang vital statistics ay wala masyadong pumapasa sa pagiging sexy. Buti nalang si Keanna Reeves maliit lang talaga.
Bakit ba kasi kailangan sukatin ang mga babae sa mga bagay na hindi nila nakokontrol? Bakit kailangan sila husgahan kung 34-24-36 sila o hindi? Bakit hindi natin sila sukatin sa mga bagay na kaya nila kontrolin, tulad ng talino, level ng pagsisikap o sipag.
O pwede rin namang sa dami ng datung.
7 inches
Noong 1st year high school ako, natatandaan kong nagpalakihan kami ng mga kaklase kong lalaki.
Nagpalakihan kami…
Pero bago pa dumumi ang isip mo, ang ibig kong sabihin ay nag patangkaran kami. Thirteen palang ako
Masarap kasi maging matangkad. Bukod sa madali kang makakapangopya kapag matangkad ka ay nasa dulo ka din ng pila. Isa ring flair ng pagiging matangkad ay ang pagiging bida mo sa basketball (syempre kailangan ay may skills ka din) at kung bida ka sa basketball syempre kadikit na nyan ang pagiging habulin mo sa chicks. Kaya nga babawi ang Ateneo next year sa UAAP!!!!!!!
Pero kung palakihan talaga ang gusto mo… isipin mo nalang ay may hawak kang “Haba-holiday footlong hotdog…”
Gawaing Bahay
I. Bilugan ang salitang angkop sa pangungusap.
- Si Rob ay isang (magaling, henyong) engineering student.
- Ang alak ay (mabuti, na-aayon) sa ating katawan, lalo na kung ito ay kinse anyos.
- Ang boobs ni Keanna Reeves ay (mala ulo ng sanggol, mala ulo ko) at naliliitan parin ako.
- Ang height ni Rob ngayon ay (5’8”, 5 feet 8 inches).
- Ang Champion sa UAAP next year ay (Ateneo, AdMU) at wala nang iba pa.
II. Gumawa ng isang essay tungkol sa mga bagay na masarap sukatin. I-highlight ang mga salitang masarap i-highlight.
Labels: Funny, Life's so PUN, Rants, Sooo High School
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Someone Needs an Anger Management
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
May mga taong nakakainis talaga. Yung tipong wala naman silang ginagawa sayo pero nag iinit ang dugo mo sa kanila. Yung mga kasong ganito, hindi ko gaano pinapahalata yung inis ko sa kanila since baka ako ang lumabas na masama.
Pero yung mga taong papam-pam, epal, jurot, at kung ano-ano pang nakakainis na ugali, ay nakuh! Etong sayo!
If you can be a little bad ass… I can be a really big bad ass!
Syempre kung may nakakainis… may mas matindi pa jan! Sila ang ang mga pakshet. Pero wala naman akong kilalan pakshet as of the moment… ang tunay na pakshet para sakin ay ang BAHA! Oo! Umulan kasi ng malakas, nasa Sangley Naval Base kasi kami kanina (inspiring military poh ako… joke!) Tapos biglang umulan ng malakas kaya ayun nag pa-tila muna kami ng ulan at nang lumabas kami ng bahay… Goodluck! SULONG MGA KAPATID… sa baha!
Alas dose na pala… dapat alas syete bukas na Sangley na ulet ako. Hindi na nga ako pumapasok sa eskwela dahil lang dito sa ginagawa kong ito. Mahirap kasi kapag in-demand ka talaga! Haha! Pucha nahahawa ako ng kayabangan…
At speaking of mayayabang… naasar talaga ako sa mga mayayabang… lalo na yung mga wala namang ipagmamayabang tapos kung magmalaki kala mo kung sino. Pucha. Ang sarap sarguhin ng mga mukha nung mga ganong tao.
Lahat naman kami napapagod. Lahat kami sumasakit ang katawan. Pero reklamo parin! Pwede nya nang palitan si Archie dun sa Wazzup wazzup… pero wag na… baka lalong bumaba ang rating ng show! Haha. Mabait naman sya… pero ewan ko ba… sanay lang talaga ako na maging masunurin at madalang magreklamo (hihihi). Rob is a good boy kasi.
Ang dahilan: Pagod
Ang outlet: Blog
Labels: Erasures, Personal, Rants
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